6.29.2009

Your jesus Is a Liar

If Jesus wanted me to become a CO, I would seriously seek a second opinion from Yahweh. I am afraid of phone checks; I fear confrontation on chow duty. A shank to the abdominals will confirm my insecurities which does not need any type of confirming, thank you very much.

6.26.2009

The Good Ol Days

There's never been a more sought-after delicious fusion of harmony since the Klondike Bar than the one-time dynamic duo of Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney. Unfortunately, it gets pretty sticky when your cohooter outbids you and Yoko Ono for the rights of your own music. Please don't take it personal Paul -- you were just the white man, in the wrong place.

Now, let your eardrums copulate in a river of glorious rhythmic flow --http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gWvBXS2t4A

6.25.2009

Moore or Less - I Choose Cheeseburger

Everyone's favorite future heart attack, Michael Moore, is releasing a new documentary about the recession plaguing our Nation. To cut back on expenses the movie will be released straight to Betamax.



6.24.2009

I'll Order the Baldwin


Alec Baldwin joked about ordering a Filipino mail-order bride during an interview on The Late Show with David Letterman. This angered Filipino Senator Revilla claiming that Baldwin is not taking advantage of their two-for-one special. His options are: the nurse or the nurse.

6.19.2009

fresh one 6.19


6.17.2009

fresh buzz


today's latest in the music, media + web. enjoy.

6.10.2009

what's the buzzzzzz



...above is a sample of "the morning buzz" e-letter - a daily entertainment+music newsletter i started "publishing" for my internal purposes of my company...i would love some feedback people (like it, don't like, go kill yourself, etc.)...gracias

6.05.2009

Paint It Black

Body Painter performers band together to pay homage to President Obama in Athens, Greece. Apparently it's not "homage" to see a penis sticking out of the US President's ear. It's homo.