We knew this day would come. In the back of our minds, we always thought her and Zack were really dating. Speculation emerged around AC, college boy Jeff, Pauly Shore, then the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 Peach-Pit edition. But there's finally proof that Bayside's very own Kelly Kapowski is not a virgin and in fact, pregnant and delivered. By whom, you ask? Brady Smith. You may know him as "Handsome Man" on the show MY EX LIFE or "Cheating Boyfriend" on ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE. Thanks for kicking my childhood dreams in the face.
6.16.2010
Say It Isn't So Kelly Kapowski
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We knew this day would come. In the back of our minds, we always thought her and Zack were really dating. Speculation emerged around AC, college boy Jeff, Pauly Shore, then the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 Peach-Pit edition. But there's finally proof that Bayside's very own Kelly Kapowski is not a virgin and in fact, pregnant and delivered. By whom, you ask? Brady Smith. You may know him as "Handsome Man" on the show MY EX LIFE or "Cheating Boyfriend" on ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE. Thanks for kicking my childhood dreams in the face.
We knew this day would come. In the back of our minds, we always thought her and Zack were really dating. Speculation emerged around AC, college boy Jeff, Pauly Shore, then the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 Peach-Pit edition. But there's finally proof that Bayside's very own Kelly Kapowski is not a virgin and in fact, pregnant and delivered. By whom, you ask? Brady Smith. You may know him as "Handsome Man" on the show MY EX LIFE or "Cheating Boyfriend" on ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE. Thanks for kicking my childhood dreams in the face.
3.17.2010
Million Dollar Chokehold
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It's alright James Cameron, you already paid half for that divorce. You're entitled to at least one chokehold.
It's alright James Cameron, you already paid half for that divorce. You're entitled to at least one chokehold.3.02.2010
I'll French You Up.
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In case there was ever a situation where Guatemalans were rising among the ranks for the race pedestal, leave it to the Frenchman to remind all minorities that "We got next! And in case, you didn't think we mean business... I'm stealing your ball!"
In case there was ever a situation where Guatemalans were rising among the ranks for the race pedestal, leave it to the Frenchman to remind all minorities that "We got next! And in case, you didn't think we mean business... I'm stealing your ball!"3.01.2010
Farewell Winter Olympics
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For those of you that didn't catch the complete closing ceremony of the 2010 Winter Olympics, it sorta ends like this....
For those of you that didn't catch the complete closing ceremony of the 2010 Winter Olympics, it sorta ends like this....Snooze Fest
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The son of Tegucigalpa's Mayor Ricardo Alvarez dreams of ways he can use his new elite status during his father's swearing-in ceremony. First on the list - mandatory white suit and clip-on tie naptime.
The son of Tegucigalpa's Mayor Ricardo Alvarez dreams of ways he can use his new elite status during his father's swearing-in ceremony. First on the list - mandatory white suit and clip-on tie naptime.
2.26.2010
I Need Rubbers
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What took about six years to complete, the world's biggest rubber band ball will be inducted into a Ripley's Believe it or Not museum. Believe it or not, this guy will regret the past six years of his life.
What took about six years to complete, the world's biggest rubber band ball will be inducted into a Ripley's Believe it or Not museum. Believe it or not, this guy will regret the past six years of his life.
2.25.2010
2.11.2010
It's So Real!
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Talks to enrich uranium were delayed between the Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and UN nuclear heads because word was passed down that Avatar was a must-see.
Talks to enrich uranium were delayed between the Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and UN nuclear heads because word was passed down that Avatar was a must-see.2.10.2010
Short & Stumpy
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Having a bad day? Buy yourself a midget dog -- pardon... little person dog. Lil' man's best friend's deformities will bring you hours of joy. It's life's accidents that bring the best smiles.
Having a bad day? Buy yourself a midget dog -- pardon... little person dog. Lil' man's best friend's deformities will bring you hours of joy. It's life's accidents that bring the best smiles.
1.31.2010
Yes! We're Open!
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Americans should take note to the Haitian's hustle - "that's $5 for the shape up and $3 dollars for the spacious scenery. The DVDs are 2 for $3 under the rubble. That doesn't include tip!"
Americans should take note to the Haitian's hustle - "that's $5 for the shape up and $3 dollars for the spacious scenery. The DVDs are 2 for $3 under the rubble. That doesn't include tip!"
1.29.2010
For the Loser In You
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Because no one loves you enough to stick around for the sunrise, keeps this pillow-buddy on standby and it'll make you feel lesser than the whore your father always thought you were. Pillows available in Black, Yellow & Caucasian.
Because no one loves you enough to stick around for the sunrise, keeps this pillow-buddy on standby and it'll make you feel lesser than the whore your father always thought you were. Pillows available in Black, Yellow & Caucasian.
1.28.2010
Rejection in Kokbang
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Bangkok's economy seems to be booming with their ability to fund several thousand "No Gays & 1 Box Allowed" signs.
Bangkok's economy seems to be booming with their ability to fund several thousand "No Gays & 1 Box Allowed" signs.
1.27.2010
Shady Grady Had A Seal
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Considered the Red Fox among his peers because seals are black, Tonto the Seal barks, "It's the big one! I'm coming Elizabeth!"
Considered the Red Fox among his peers because seals are black, Tonto the Seal barks, "It's the big one! I'm coming Elizabeth!"
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