With reason to hate your life even more, Forbes released its annual richest billionaires in the world list. In an effort to portray sensitivity in a struggling economy, a special note was highlighted stating that everyone on the list got poorer, just like the rest of us. In 2008, there were 1,125 billionaires. Due to the harsh realities of the economy, it has depleted to 793, thus lowering plot choices for Ocean's 14. Putting this into layman’s terms, we ALL took a loss. And for a step further, let's put this into an analogy, for all you SAT studs out there.Warren Buffet loses $25 billion dollars due to the dip in Berkshire Hathaway stock. As a result he takes the #2 rank amongst the world’s richest billionaires.
AS TO:
a.) Red is to Orange.
b.) Juno is to Alaska.
c.) David Seid loses $10,000 due to overtime-pay cutbacks at a computer company. As a result, he is not rewarded Employee of the Month, or does he receive a participation award this year. His productivity level drops thus prompting an increase in office theft.
d.) Bark is to Dog.
If you chose Choice C, you are wrong. Here’s why. Because David got poorer, the comparison is dead-right equivalent to Warren, because Warren got poorer too! However, with an increase in company theft, Dave overcompensated for the amount lost, reflecting his gross throughout the fiscal year to be higher. Because it pays to steal from a computer company, David bettered Warren. Trick question!
The World's Richest Billionaire - Because Billionaire alone, doesn't suggest richest. Great wordplay Forbes, now go fuck yourself.
Well are you, dude? You better be with a pair of kickass aviators, a bomber’s jacket and a mug that resembles one Val Kilmer during his Top Gun days. Data East was well ahead of its time to produce such a life-like video game and plot rendered in a 8-bit cartridge. This is still a present-day threat as long as ninjas walk the Earth. This is nothing to sneeze at. It’s no secret Korea is no friend of ours, and they, technically are the Best of the Best, when it comes to ninja terrorism. Now if only, my Bad Dudes game for Nintendo would only work so I can foil their plans and eat hamburgers on the steps of the White House, for a job well done.
Genius!
Gearing up for the European leg of her World tour, Beyonce plans to hit 22 stadiums in 36 days to further push her album, I Am…Sasha Fierce. Brilliant strategy in staying away from U.S. territory and its struggling economy. Now, why Sasha Fierce is stocking up on so many noodles in a cup is not brilliance at its best. It’s not like she has any passengers on her plane to feed. Somewhere it’s deemed upper-class blasphemy to buy single packs of Cup O’Noodles in a leather jacket unless you’re at BJ’s, because that would be deal. However, I must note that sodium never looked so sexy on a bodega shelf. Buy on, Beyonce. Buy on!
Actually, don't buy on. Is this even legal?
-Not that it’s a problem. That’s it. No story.
I am a fan of Jesus. If I could wake up and physically give Jesus a high five every morning just to say, Thanks! I would. Now what the INFA-BAT has concocted goes beyond any Nintendo technology. There are a few questions I need answering before I provide COD.
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