BLACK JACK TACO: The only taco available at the back of the bus. Yours to OWN for $.89 - is what the marketing campaign might as well be. Expect this to last an Al Sharpton minute.
10.09.2009
... A Spade "A Spade"
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BLACK JACK TACO: The only taco available at the back of the bus. Yours to OWN for $.89 - is what the marketing campaign might as well be. Expect this to last an Al Sharpton minute.
BLACK JACK TACO: The only taco available at the back of the bus. Yours to OWN for $.89 - is what the marketing campaign might as well be. Expect this to last an Al Sharpton minute.
10.08.2009
My Friends Call Me Whiskers Because I'm A Worrier
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cats - the number 1 family musical in America!
cats - the world's most thrilling theatrical event!
Cats - the magic, the mystery, the memory will live forever!
CATS - the 7 time Tony Award winner, the once and a lifetime experience. The most exciting family musical!
In a word - CATS!
At the Winter Garden Theater. Call Telecharge 212.239.6200
(cast album on Geffen Records and Tapes)
10.07.2009
Who The Fuck Ordered Pizza?
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Don't expect other Pizzerias to offer speedy delivery. Don't expect other Pizzerias to deliver in typhoons. What you can expect is your Pizza to be FREE if it's not delivered to you in 20 minutes or less. Just look for a dead minority in the nearest ditch wearing a pair of Crocs and cargo shorts and your FREE hot delicious pizza is sure to be nearby!
Don't expect other Pizzerias to offer speedy delivery. Don't expect other Pizzerias to deliver in typhoons. What you can expect is your Pizza to be FREE if it's not delivered to you in 20 minutes or less. Just look for a dead minority in the nearest ditch wearing a pair of Crocs and cargo shorts and your FREE hot delicious pizza is sure to be nearby!
This Terrorist Act Is Sponsored By Puma
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With this exclusive sponsorship, terrorists and ragamuffins must perform all death-defying acts equipped with the latest Puma hats, socks and key chains.
With this exclusive sponsorship, terrorists and ragamuffins must perform all death-defying acts equipped with the latest Puma hats, socks and key chains.
10.06.2009
Right To Koala Bear Arms
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Hungarian President Laszlo Solyom thinks it's all fun and games with a Koala Bear, but there's unresolved beef these coy mini-bear-cats have with mankind. First it's the sleeve and before you know it, your beak is ripe for the picking Mr. Hungarian President.
I present to you, "Flashbacks of a Koala"
Treating Obesity
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"You will lose your tits and stop throwing rocks at me!" Not necessarily the best diet pep talk, but that's what I would say if I was an Israeli border policemen detaining this Palestinian rock-throwing Sloth. Adopting the chokehold to kickstart a diet never hurt anyone, it saves lives!
"You will lose your tits and stop throwing rocks at me!" Not necessarily the best diet pep talk, but that's what I would say if I was an Israeli border policemen detaining this Palestinian rock-throwing Sloth. Adopting the chokehold to kickstart a diet never hurt anyone, it saves lives!
10.05.2009
I'm On Break Bro!
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The average work week in the US has fallen to 33 hours. Supervisors urge all their employees to not work a minute past that prime number. Wildfires and deadly emergencies are just bluffs to test their commitment to follow employer authority.
The average work week in the US has fallen to 33 hours. Supervisors urge all their employees to not work a minute past that prime number. Wildfires and deadly emergencies are just bluffs to test their commitment to follow employer authority.
10.02.2009
Someone Say Roofies?
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This could have been handled in several ways. But I think the tagline, "Shh, it's just me Casper" would be considered terrorist-like.
This could have been handled in several ways. But I think the tagline, "Shh, it's just me Casper" would be considered terrorist-like.
The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghost Face Killah and...
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After solving the mysteries of Chess Boxing, the Wu-Tang Clan inducts Herro Sanchez into the 36th Chamber. "Your soul has just been taken through the 36th Chambers of death, kid!"
After solving the mysteries of Chess Boxing, the Wu-Tang Clan inducts Herro Sanchez into the 36th Chamber. "Your soul has just been taken through the 36th Chambers of death, kid!"
10.01.2009
What the Fuck Is a Frush?
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I guess that opening "Robster Craws" bit didn't ease the tension during the Economic Track Principal Meeting in Washington D.C. Not everybody is hip to obscure 80's references, U.S. Treasury Secretary Geithner!
I guess that opening "Robster Craws" bit didn't ease the tension during the Economic Track Principal Meeting in Washington D.C. Not everybody is hip to obscure 80's references, U.S. Treasury Secretary Geithner!
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