The Mirror Of Truth Says: Cholesterol is not your friend.
10.14.2009
10.13.2009
Okay. Say It At the Same Time Now...
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"...it's YOUR fault!" is what I would assume B-rack & Billy C. were murmuring into the ears of the Bush tandem. Or they could all be asking the same question about the 5th elephant in the room - "Is that Jimmy's Brother? Because he totally looks like Jimmy's Brother!"
"...it's YOUR fault!" is what I would assume B-rack & Billy C. were murmuring into the ears of the Bush tandem. Or they could all be asking the same question about the 5th elephant in the room - "Is that Jimmy's Brother? Because he totally looks like Jimmy's Brother!"
10.12.2009
Ultra Orthrodox Jews Like Chicken Too!
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Called the Kaparot ritual, it is believed that one's sins from the past year will be transferred into a designated chicken later to be slaughtered. Not the Super-fight we'd all expect, but I'd pay up a few wampums and a conch see what separates the Ultra-Orthodox Jews from just the Super Orthodox Jews.
Called the Kaparot ritual, it is believed that one's sins from the past year will be transferred into a designated chicken later to be slaughtered. Not the Super-fight we'd all expect, but I'd pay up a few wampums and a conch see what separates the Ultra-Orthodox Jews from just the Super Orthodox Jews.
If My Penis Was a Gun, I'd Be a Terrorist
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When I was 16, I'd wake up, look out the window and ponder today's mission: Lose Virginity. For Mian Mohammad, a member of a local citizens' militia against Taliban, his priorities were less penis-fulfilling.
When I was 16, I'd wake up, look out the window and ponder today's mission: Lose Virginity. For Mian Mohammad, a member of a local citizens' militia against Taliban, his priorities were less penis-fulfilling.
10.11.2009
Who Wan' It!
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Somewhere, somehow, Fox News is gonna blame this anticipated crime on rap music or Kanye West. However, the real crime should be blamed on Johnson's & Johnson's for not supplying Nigeria's militant leaders with the proper skin lubricant. Can someone please lick this guy's elbows.
Somewhere, somehow, Fox News is gonna blame this anticipated crime on rap music or Kanye West. However, the real crime should be blamed on Johnson's & Johnson's for not supplying Nigeria's militant leaders with the proper skin lubricant. Can someone please lick this guy's elbows.
Invasion of the Pod People
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First sightings of the pod people have been documented in the Netherlands. Much is not known of these green Reese's buttercup-like with a child in the center "things", but they are white and born in some sort of pink coating. Nostradamus predicted this with one end-result: death. Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future. - A. Hitler
First sightings of the pod people have been documented in the Netherlands. Much is not known of these green Reese's buttercup-like with a child in the center "things", but they are white and born in some sort of pink coating. Nostradamus predicted this with one end-result: death. Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future. - A. Hitler
Color Blind People Are Racist
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Unless you're an AKA, pink and green has never meshed well together since the birth of the watermelon. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner couldn't agree more, as professional sign holders write their demands in big letters like a Grammar School Hall Monitor Election.
Unless you're an AKA, pink and green has never meshed well together since the birth of the watermelon. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner couldn't agree more, as professional sign holders write their demands in big letters like a Grammar School Hall Monitor Election.
10.10.2009
My Mustache Will Soothe Your Tears
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"No Me Gusta un bigote!" This would make sense if the kid were Spanish, but I'm sure Baghdad gets Telemundo. Someone tell that kid on the 10-speed bike to beat it, or he too will be a victim of the militant group Asaib Ahl al-Haq's Pants-Mustache Brigade.
"No Me Gusta un bigote!" This would make sense if the kid were Spanish, but I'm sure Baghdad gets Telemundo. Someone tell that kid on the 10-speed bike to beat it, or he too will be a victim of the militant group Asaib Ahl al-Haq's Pants-Mustache Brigade.
Mr. Rooney Would Kick My Ass If He Knew!
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"You realize if we played by the rules right now, we'd be in jihad now!" Everyone needs to take a Ferris Bueller day, even in the middle of war!
"You realize if we played by the rules right now, we'd be in jihad now!" Everyone needs to take a Ferris Bueller day, even in the middle of war!
In War, What Time Is Lunch?
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If terrorism was a hoagy, he would be our knight in shining armor eating orange alerts like mango-tangelo Skittles. Unfortunately, high cholesterol and stealth necks do not fight crime; they fight abs and encourage Facebook usage.
If terrorism was a hoagy, he would be our knight in shining armor eating orange alerts like mango-tangelo Skittles. Unfortunately, high cholesterol and stealth necks do not fight crime; they fight abs and encourage Facebook usage. Are those handcuffs made of chocolate nougat?
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