This is the part of Brazil where herpes & phat asses are made.
10.20.2009
10.18.2009
The Rubik Cube Challenge
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A blindfolded participant solves a puzzle in the annual Rubik Cube Hungarian Open Championships. The winner receives a walk-on role of the Hogan's Family and Teen Wolf 2.
Protest Protesting
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About this time is when you trade in your beliefs for some cash. Or at least organize a protest not during general work hours.
10.17.2009
Space Doesn't Exist
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NASA released new Hubble photos that are said to be 6 million light years away from us. With a trillion questions to be answered from these space photos, two seem to rise to the top of the inquisition-meter. How can a telescope view the same planet it's projecting from if Orbit City is on Planet Earth? More importantly, how can I apply to Spacely Sprockets?
NASA released new Hubble photos that are said to be 6 million light years away from us. With a trillion questions to be answered from these space photos, two seem to rise to the top of the inquisition-meter. How can a telescope view the same planet it's projecting from if Orbit City is on Planet Earth? More importantly, how can I apply to Spacely Sprockets?
10.16.2009
Finding Chinks in the Armor
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Tuck in your penis because with this Ukrainian designed suit of armor, expect to slay the dragon and not have sex with the Princess.
Tuck in your penis because with this Ukrainian designed suit of armor, expect to slay the dragon and not have sex with the Princess.
You're Island Is On Fire
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The "See Something, Say Something" policy apparently does not exist on the islet of Hunga Ha'apai, 39 miles northwest of the Tongan capital Nuku'alofa as it burns to a crisp. With the information that we know now, this might be a job for the Dharma Initiative to correct.
The "See Something, Say Something" policy apparently does not exist on the islet of Hunga Ha'apai, 39 miles northwest of the Tongan capital Nuku'alofa as it burns to a crisp. With the information that we know now, this might be a job for the Dharma Initiative to correct.
St Bernard's: The K-9's #1 Rapist
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Put a human adult in a playground with a bottle of Vodka, and we can expect a little bit of ruckus mixed with a few battered memories. Now place a dog with keg around his neck 24/7 and I introduce to you the biggest pervert of all dogs - The Saint Bernard.
Put a human adult in a playground with a bottle of Vodka, and we can expect a little bit of ruckus mixed with a few battered memories. Now place a dog with keg around his neck 24/7 and I introduce to you the biggest pervert of all dogs - The Saint Bernard.10.15.2009
10.14.2009
A Thousand Friends, A Thousand Parties
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For the first time in her life, Katie Clack is the most popular girl in Georgia - tons of friends, tons of parties. No longer will people shit in her hair and leave dead raccoons in her locker. She's the prom queen now with a long list of demands starting with a mayonnaise sandwich and a twelvesome.
For the first time in her life, Katie Clack is the most popular girl in Georgia - tons of friends, tons of parties. No longer will people shit in her hair and leave dead raccoons in her locker. She's the prom queen now with a long list of demands starting with a mayonnaise sandwich and a twelvesome.
Can I Take You For Granted?
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Granted - I took these all for: The Last Episode of Seinfield, John Starks and the Dewey Decimal System. Now, how am I ever gonna find Shel Silverstein and The Tropic of Cancer in this mess?
Granted - I took these all for: The Last Episode of Seinfield, John Starks and the Dewey Decimal System. Now, how am I ever gonna find Shel Silverstein and The Tropic of Cancer in this mess?
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