I Want My 2 Dollars!

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Merrill Lynch whores itself to Bank of America for $50 billion. Lehman Bros. scrambles to look for a buyer like a bad ebay auction and AIG writes a big fat “I OWE U” to the Federal Reserve for about $430 billion pesos. Oh, and the Dow plunged 504 points.

In local news, Craig still owes me $2 bucks!

Obama is WRONG!!!

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Days after Obama’s controversial lipstick comment, people of America - Republican, Democratic, Independent and Mexican - have had time to take a step back and dissect the jab aimed at Sarah Palin with more logic than emotion. And the general consensus says, “Obama is wrong!”

“… you know you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig…”

Wrong Mr. Obama!

You put lipstick on a pig, that pig becomes gay. If not gay, than crazy... Buffalo Bill crazy! I think you owe us an apology sir!

Swiss Beats, Son!

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Not to be confused by the American producer/rapper, but Switzerland’s own Roger Federer continues to prove that he is the world's greatest tennis player as he crushed the 21-year old Scottish hopeful, Andy Murray, in straight sets at the US Open Finals in Flushing, New York.

After dismantling the newly ranked #1 Nadal the night before, Murray would seem to be the favorite going into today’s championship match with a win over Federer earlier this year in Dubai. But Federer would prevail against the doubts and like a father to a stepson, he proceeded to beat the shit out of him in convincing form, claiming the US Open title for the 5th time straight.

In addition to his record book accomplishments, Federer is in fact, getting that Oprah money, banking 1.5 million dollars plus a Lexus IS-F for his feats achieved. All of which is his to stack since he has no coach to pay or any pesky 4 second samples to clear. Next stop – Australian Open - #14!

Republicans Go Hollywood

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Announced yesterday, Sarah Palin has given the green light to play the Republican Vice Presidential Nomination this year.

Sure to be this Fall’s most talked about role in Prime-Time since the return of Christian Slater to Hollywood, expect to see Daddy Yankee make a splash guest appearance adding “gasolina” to the fire!

Me Llamo Chad?

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Undergoing change is a big thing in anyone’s life. It’s hard to swallow. What’s even more difficult is coming to grips with the transformation and living with it. 72 hours later after Chad Johnson’s name-redecoration to Chad "Ocho Cinco,” we can’t help but ask, “Why not this name…”

1. Chad Jonsyn – It’s hip, it’s fresh. It’s even spelled in a new rapper-like way!

2. The Chad – Adding “The” in front of any Proper Noun crowns it legendary. For example: THE Godfather, THE Thong Song, Nobody Beats "THE Wiz!" All timeless classics.

3. Rod Tidwell – Arguably THE best WR in Football history to bear #85 on his espalda. Jerry Maguire & Reebok will back that statement any day.

and last by not least...

4. Gay – (Please see image above)