Last night, a DJ did not save my life or a guitar for that matter. Activision, makers of the video game classic Pitfall, takes another stab at greatness using a toy turntable with colored buttons on the record. In pursuit of making video gamers fatter and lazier, they just did. Who’s up for 808’s and heart attacks?
5.09.2009
DJ Hero
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Last night, a DJ did not save my life or a guitar for that matter. Activision, makers of the video game classic Pitfall, takes another stab at greatness using a toy turntable with colored buttons on the record. In pursuit of making video gamers fatter and lazier, they just did. Who’s up for 808’s and heart attacks?
Last night, a DJ did not save my life or a guitar for that matter. Activision, makers of the video game classic Pitfall, takes another stab at greatness using a toy turntable with colored buttons on the record. In pursuit of making video gamers fatter and lazier, they just did. Who’s up for 808’s and heart attacks?
5.08.2009
Snatch-City, Panama
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Not ranked within the top 12 cricket playing countries by the International Cricket Council, Panama is struggling this season. Most notably known for its canal and its chief exports of banana, shrimp and coffee...
...I have no idea where this post is going, but I’ve never seen a case of herpes up close before, that never looked so tantalizing. It’s like drinking a spoiled carton of milk thinking to yourself that it’s just yogurt. Is it me, or are my eyes forming heart shapes around the snatch? Are women even allowed to play Cricket?
Well, without further ado...
Not ranked within the top 12 cricket playing countries by the International Cricket Council, Panama is struggling this season. Most notably known for its canal and its chief exports of banana, shrimp and coffee......I have no idea where this post is going, but I’ve never seen a case of herpes up close before, that never looked so tantalizing. It’s like drinking a spoiled carton of milk thinking to yourself that it’s just yogurt. Is it me, or are my eyes forming heart shapes around the snatch? Are women even allowed to play Cricket?
Well, without further ado...
5.07.2009
Black-O-Saurus Rex
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Originally black, this London lad gets the skin pigmentation scared straight off his back at a touring event of life-like robotic dinosaurs. Realizing that he is now white and a proud owner of V-neck sweater, he just may ride out this unexplainable scientific error.
Originally black, this London lad gets the skin pigmentation scared straight off his back at a touring event of life-like robotic dinosaurs. Realizing that he is now white and a proud owner of V-neck sweater, he just may ride out this unexplainable scientific error.
5.06.2009
I Poke Her Face
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In 4th period Biology, students from an all-girl high school in Bogota, Colombia get a “close-up” lesson on the medicinal and environmental benefits of arachnids. In 5th period Health, a similar study will be conducted on the excessive amounts of protein found in my gonads. (All students not participating in the study, will require an additional hour of cocaine-packing.)
In 4th period Biology, students from an all-girl high school in Bogota, Colombia get a “close-up” lesson on the medicinal and environmental benefits of arachnids. In 5th period Health, a similar study will be conducted on the excessive amounts of protein found in my gonads. (All students not participating in the study, will require an additional hour of cocaine-packing.)5.05.2009
Cake Me, Bro!
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In celebration of Mattel’s limited edition 50th Anniversary Barbie Doll, French pastry chef / French pervert Jean-Michel Raynaud baked a real life yeast infection. Draped with gold icing, edible silk and 2,000 Swarovski crystals, this cake looks delicious! Delivered to Mattel in the classic Barbie Doll protective case, patrons couldn’t wait to get inside the box.
In celebration of Mattel’s limited edition 50th Anniversary Barbie Doll, French pastry chef / French pervert Jean-Michel Raynaud baked a real life yeast infection. Draped with gold icing, edible silk and 2,000 Swarovski crystals, this cake looks delicious! Delivered to Mattel in the classic Barbie Doll protective case, patrons couldn’t wait to get inside the box.5.03.2009
Affirmative Action
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Metaphor for life -- When the white man gets in your way, knock him down. World’s best pound for pound Filipino boxer, Manny Pacquiao brought home $12 million for his 2nd round knock out over Caucasia's own Ricky Hatton. When asked about knocking the white man out of his life, Pacquiao responded, “No opp'ense to anyone, but I’m just doing my job!” When asked about his day, Pacquiao responded, “No opp'ense to anyone, but I’m just doing my job!” You stick to that story Pac-man!
Metaphor for life -- When the white man gets in your way, knock him down. World’s best pound for pound Filipino boxer, Manny Pacquiao brought home $12 million for his 2nd round knock out over Caucasia's own Ricky Hatton. When asked about knocking the white man out of his life, Pacquiao responded, “No opp'ense to anyone, but I’m just doing my job!” When asked about his day, Pacquiao responded, “No opp'ense to anyone, but I’m just doing my job!” You stick to that story Pac-man!
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