1.31.2010

Yes! We're Open!

Americans should take note to the Haitian's hustle - "that's $5 for the shape up and $3 dollars for the spacious scenery. The DVDs are 2 for $3 under the rubble. That doesn't include tip!"

1.29.2010

For the Loser In You

Because no one loves you enough to stick around for the sunrise, keeps this pillow-buddy on standby and it'll make you feel lesser than the whore your father always thought you were. Pillows available in Black, Yellow & Caucasian.

1.28.2010

Rejection in Kokbang

Bangkok's economy seems to be booming with their ability to fund several thousand "No Gays & 1 Box Allowed" signs.

1.27.2010

Shady Grady Had A Seal

Considered the Red Fox among his peers because seals are black, Tonto the Seal barks, "It's the big one! I'm coming Elizabeth!"


1.26.2010

Hey Gang!

Greetings Rascals! We're a few weeks late to kick off the New Year but we are back in business like abortions and bologna sandwiches. High-Fives all around!