Thousands of soldiers and federal agents hit the northeastern border of Mexico on their nationwide crackdown on drug cartels. In attempt to boost Mexico’s stock since the negligent outbreak of the swine flu, Grand Theft Auto V is looking Mexico-bound. Next mission: Punch a wench in the vulva.4.30.2009
I’m Mexico. Nice to Kill You.
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Thousands of soldiers and federal agents hit the northeastern border of Mexico on their nationwide crackdown on drug cartels. In attempt to boost Mexico’s stock since the negligent outbreak of the swine flu, Grand Theft Auto V is looking Mexico-bound. Next mission: Punch a wench in the vulva.
Thousands of soldiers and federal agents hit the northeastern border of Mexico on their nationwide crackdown on drug cartels. In attempt to boost Mexico’s stock since the negligent outbreak of the swine flu, Grand Theft Auto V is looking Mexico-bound. Next mission: Punch a wench in the vulva.
Imagine Getting Punched by This Guy...
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How do you explain getting donkey-punched by the voice of KITT from Knight Rider or Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World? Well, you don't because the college football coach great Bobby Bowden will be the one knuckling up and strong-arming your girl at the club. (And he's wearing glasses! Bobby Bowden, you skeevy muthafucka!)
Bobby Bowden -- that is one knuckle sandwich that I don't want to taste!
How do you explain getting donkey-punched by the voice of KITT from Knight Rider or Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World? Well, you don't because the college football coach great Bobby Bowden will be the one knuckling up and strong-arming your girl at the club. (And he's wearing glasses! Bobby Bowden, you skeevy muthafucka!)
Bobby Bowden -- that is one knuckle sandwich that I don't want to taste!
4.28.2009
Made In Taiwan
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Dressed in an ensemble that’s familiar to kamikaze pilots, the Taiwanese boy band, “Fahrenheit” is heating up the charts and panties in Taiwan. With songs like “Teachable Child,” “C.C. Lemon,” “The Side with Water,” and “Sweet & Sour” it’s no surprise no one cares about them in the United States.
Dressed in an ensemble that’s familiar to kamikaze pilots, the Taiwanese boy band, “Fahrenheit” is heating up the charts and panties in Taiwan. With songs like “Teachable Child,” “C.C. Lemon,” “The Side with Water,” and “Sweet & Sour” it’s no surprise no one cares about them in the United States. Diseased Rhinoceros Pizzle VS Swine Flu
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Infected Rhino Penis is nothing against this mutated flu. The pandemic is real and closer to home than you think. With cases popping up by the dozens, the Swine flu is spreading faster than ugly. Aside from flu-like symptoms, other signs of Swine Flu also include ugly, illiterate and ugly & illiterate. Stay home if you’re sick!
Infected Rhino Penis is nothing against this mutated flu. The pandemic is real and closer to home than you think. With cases popping up by the dozens, the Swine flu is spreading faster than ugly. Aside from flu-like symptoms, other signs of Swine Flu also include ugly, illiterate and ugly & illiterate. Stay home if you’re sick!
4.27.2009
"Costume Shooters" Directed by That Guy Behind the Tree
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Confusion may be the best asset in battle to offset your opponent. This is the case in India where the above Police officers dressed as a Zoo Keeper and a 3rd grade Little League Catcher air out warning shots to break up a rally for the Bharatiya Janata Party candidate Varun Ghandi after his arrest in Pilibhit, India. Impressed by this successful yet unorthodox procedure, lurks an amateur director documenting the action-packed duo in their natural work-habitat. If the success train is still running on the coat tails of Slumdog Millionaire, expect someone’s parents to sell their kids.
Confusion may be the best asset in battle to offset your opponent. This is the case in India where the above Police officers dressed as a Zoo Keeper and a 3rd grade Little League Catcher air out warning shots to break up a rally for the Bharatiya Janata Party candidate Varun Ghandi after his arrest in Pilibhit, India. Impressed by this successful yet unorthodox procedure, lurks an amateur director documenting the action-packed duo in their natural work-habitat. If the success train is still running on the coat tails of Slumdog Millionaire, expect someone’s parents to sell their kids.4.17.2009
Back Seat of My Tata, Let's Swing an Episode
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Tata Motors is launching, what I deem, the baby penis of automobiles. Clocking in at 3 meters long, the Tata Nano is frugally priced at $2,000. Yes, two-thousand American dollars. Not Rupees, Wampum, Yen, Pog, Chink, but two thousand single dollar bills. “What’s equivalent to this,” you say? Let’s break this down so the different tax bracketeers can all comprehend better
- The $2,000 Tata Nano is equivalent to...
Tata Motors is launching, what I deem, the baby penis of automobiles. Clocking in at 3 meters long, the Tata Nano is frugally priced at $2,000. Yes, two-thousand American dollars. Not Rupees, Wampum, Yen, Pog, Chink, but two thousand single dollar bills. “What’s equivalent to this,” you say? Let’s break this down so the different tax bracketeers can all comprehend better- The $2,000 Tata Nano is equivalent to...
- 50 year subscription to Sports Illustrated Magazine plus Superbowl XLIV football phone
- 48 hours of stripping or 1 semester of sociology course
- 1 Calf Implant
- Cost of Ja Rule to appear at your Bar Mitzvah to sing “Niggaz Theme” (track 8 of Venni Vetti Vecci)
- 3 Inappropriate hours with an underaged Thailand Hooker (boy add $500)
- 2 Abortions
- Crack Cocaine (oz. cost based on provider)
So This Is What AIDS Looks Like…
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Monday through Friday I am generally against female abuse. Saturday & Sunday is a different story especially if you just had sex with an HIV’er. Part of Germany’s platinum all-girl group, No Angels, Quarto-co-singer Nadja Benaissa sits in a Frankfurt prison cell basking in her AIDS as she allegedly had unprotected sex with 2 men, while fully aware of her HIV positive status.
AIDS or no AIDS, this girl is chick-city! Its days like this that I salute my meager sex appeal and girl-away haircut, that an opportunity of landing a hot lay or even a foot job from Miss Nadja is at an alarming rate of a 0% possibility. For all you studs pounding out scantily clad women at the club with your cool Mohawks and hip-hop ringtones, I’ll be masturbating with a clear conscious.
Monday through Friday I am generally against female abuse. Saturday & Sunday is a different story especially if you just had sex with an HIV’er. Part of Germany’s platinum all-girl group, No Angels, Quarto-co-singer Nadja Benaissa sits in a Frankfurt prison cell basking in her AIDS as she allegedly had unprotected sex with 2 men, while fully aware of her HIV positive status.AIDS or no AIDS, this girl is chick-city! Its days like this that I salute my meager sex appeal and girl-away haircut, that an opportunity of landing a hot lay or even a foot job from Miss Nadja is at an alarming rate of a 0% possibility. For all you studs pounding out scantily clad women at the club with your cool Mohawks and hip-hop ringtones, I’ll be masturbating with a clear conscious.
4.01.2009
Google Targets China and ONLY China
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To close in on the international market, search-engine giant Google has cut a deal with big wig record labels Sony, BMG, Universal and Warner Music Group to provide Chinese users with links to free music in exchange for their friendship. With Baidu being the life of the party when it comes to web searching in China, jealousy has erupted over Baidu’s popularity much like an AC Slater & Zack Morris quarrel. This deal is exclusively for Chinese users only. Don’t you all wish you looked alike now.
To close in on the international market, search-engine giant Google has cut a deal with big wig record labels Sony, BMG, Universal and Warner Music Group to provide Chinese users with links to free music in exchange for their friendship. With Baidu being the life of the party when it comes to web searching in China, jealousy has erupted over Baidu’s popularity much like an AC Slater & Zack Morris quarrel. This deal is exclusively for Chinese users only. Don’t you all wish you looked alike now.
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