Tata Motors is launching, what I deem, the baby penis of automobiles. Clocking in at 3 meters long, the Tata Nano is frugally priced at $2,000. Yes, two-thousand American dollars. Not Rupees, Wampum, Yen, Pog, Chink, but two thousand single dollar bills. “What’s equivalent to this,” you say? Let’s break this down so the different tax bracketeers can all comprehend better- The $2,000 Tata Nano is equivalent to...
- 50 year subscription to Sports Illustrated Magazine plus Superbowl XLIV football phone
- 48 hours of stripping or 1 semester of sociology course
- 1 Calf Implant
- Cost of Ja Rule to appear at your Bar Mitzvah to sing “Niggaz Theme” (track 8 of Venni Vetti Vecci)
- 3 Inappropriate hours with an underaged Thailand Hooker (boy add $500)
- 2 Abortions
- Crack Cocaine (oz. cost based on provider)
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$2,000 can buy me 2,000 items at the dollar store.
$2k that's what my shoes cost...
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