7.08.2009

3-D Musical In IMAX

Before Moonwalker, there was Captain EO. Like a stranger in Moscow with the KGB stalking you, Michael Jackson takes you on a daunting adventure into 1986 with a whimsical Indian Elephant and a 3rd world robot in Captain EO. Writers & Director George Lucas and Francis Ford Coppola challenge you to use 19% of your brain to understand the genius of this wizardry captured on film. How does it feel? Like watching Jesus in 3-D!

7.05.2009

No Job, No Problem

International recession is in full effect. Asia is likely to have 7.2 million more jobless Charlies in 2009 than last year with the region’s jobless rate estimated to rise up to more than 5.1%. In anticipation of job cuts, The Phillipines will begin arresting the newly unemployed, specifically to recruit them for their Michael Jackson tribute dance-a-thon. Each severance package comes with a pair of thong sandals and a back scratcher.