International recession is in full effect. Asia is likely to have 7.2 million more jobless Charlies in 2009 than last year with the region’s jobless rate estimated to rise up to more than 5.1%. In anticipation of job cuts, The Phillipines will begin arresting the newly unemployed, specifically to recruit them for their Michael Jackson tribute dance-a-thon. Each severance package comes with a pair of thong sandals and a back scratcher.
7.05.2009
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International recession is in full effect. Asia is likely to have 7.2 million more jobless Charlies in 2009 than last year with the region’s jobless rate estimated to rise up to more than 5.1%. In anticipation of job cuts, The Phillipines will begin arresting the newly unemployed, specifically to recruit them for their Michael Jackson tribute dance-a-thon. Each severance package comes with a pair of thong sandals and a back scratcher.
International recession is in full effect. Asia is likely to have 7.2 million more jobless Charlies in 2009 than last year with the region’s jobless rate estimated to rise up to more than 5.1%. In anticipation of job cuts, The Phillipines will begin arresting the newly unemployed, specifically to recruit them for their Michael Jackson tribute dance-a-thon. Each severance package comes with a pair of thong sandals and a back scratcher.
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