Contrary to popular hill-billy belief, Barack Obama is not an Arab. But according to the latest hip-hop terminology, he’s “gittin” that paper, son! Based on the numbers spent on their campaigns, including Obama’s most recent prime-time space acquisition, McCain is being outspent in every one of the 14 states that the 2 camps are vying for. It’s as if McCain can carry all of his campaign money in his left tube sock or a Velcro wallet. Open up a lemonade stand, Johnny. Work the drive-thru at McDonalds, sell your body to an Biology class, or go on Big Brother and win $500,000. Even if you lose, you’re still on TV.
With the economy in trenches, retail sales at an all-time low and Wall Street’s drastic gains and losses like an undetermined bulimic, Obama drops 3.3 million dollars on TV ads on a Monday. Can we borrow a dollar, Barry?
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