6.29.2009
Your jesus Is a Liar
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If Jesus wanted me to become a CO, I would seriously seek a second opinion from Yahweh. I am afraid of phone checks; I fear confrontation on chow duty. A shank to the abdominals will confirm my insecurities which does not need any type of confirming, thank you very much.
6.26.2009
The Good Ol Days
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There's never been a more sought-after delicious fusion of harmony since the Klondike Bar than the one-time dynamic duo of Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney. Unfortunately, it gets pretty sticky when your cohooter outbids you and Yoko Ono for the rights of your own music. Please don't take it personal Paul -- you were just the white man, in the wrong place.
Now, let your eardrums copulate in a river of glorious rhythmic flow --http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gWvBXS2t4A
6.25.2009
Moore or Less - I Choose Cheeseburger
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Everyone's favorite future heart attack, Michael Moore, is releasing a new documentary about the recession plaguing our Nation. To cut back on expenses the movie will be released straight to Betamax.
6.24.2009
I'll Order the Baldwin
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Alec Baldwin joked about ordering a Filipino mail-order bride during an interview on The Late Show with David Letterman. This angered Filipino Senator Revilla claiming that Baldwin is not taking advantage of their two-for-one special. His options are: the nurse or the nurse.
Alec Baldwin joked about ordering a Filipino mail-order bride during an interview on The Late Show with David Letterman. This angered Filipino Senator Revilla claiming that Baldwin is not taking advantage of their two-for-one special. His options are: the nurse or the nurse.
6.19.2009
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6.10.2009
what's the buzzzzzz
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...above is a sample of "the morning buzz" e-letter - a daily entertainment+music newsletter i started "publishing" for my internal purposes of my company...i would love some feedback people (like it, don't like, go kill yourself, etc.)...gracias
6.05.2009
Paint It Black
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Body Painter performers band together to pay homage to President Obama in Athens, Greece. Apparently it's not "homage" to see a penis sticking out of the US President's ear. It's homo.
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