1.31.2010
Yes! We're Open!
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Americans should take note to the Haitian's hustle - "that's $5 for the shape up and $3 dollars for the spacious scenery. The DVDs are 2 for $3 under the rubble. That doesn't include tip!"
1.29.2010
For the Loser In You
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Because no one loves you enough to stick around for the sunrise, keeps this pillow-buddy on standby and it'll make you feel lesser than the whore your father always thought you were. Pillows available in Black, Yellow & Caucasian.
1.28.2010
Rejection in Kokbang
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Bangkok's economy seems to be booming with their ability to fund several thousand "No Gays & 1 Box Allowed" signs.
1.27.2010
Shady Grady Had A Seal
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Considered the Red Fox among his peers because seals are black, Tonto the Seal barks, "It's the big one! I'm coming Elizabeth!"
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