“This is an important time for him to take care of his body and heal up and also deal with the very serious legal consequences and other issues in his life. When I spoke with him [Burress], he expressed great remorse for letting down his teammates,” Giants President John Mara stated. “Coach Coughlin, GM Jerry Reese and I, have all met behind closed doors prior to and post of this meeting with Burress and concluded in a unanimous agreement that Plaxico is a fuckin’ idiot,” is what they’ve been dying to say.
Millionaire Athlete + Friday after Thanksgiving = Self-Inflicted Gunshoot Wound
The level of ridiculosity is beyond bearable thus forcing me to suggest other items Mr. Burress could’ve shot at, even though shooting himself in the leg just seemed convenient.
- Movie Theatre Screens
- Aquaman
- Stephon Marbury
- The guy that sold Toyota all those commercial slots promoting their “Saved By Zerooooo” offer
- The writer of the “Saved By Zeroooo” jingle
- Squirrels
- Indians
- Terrorists?
Burress will have enough time to finish this list during his bid up North, unless he escapes...
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For any and all interested, i'm selling my Burress jersey for a couple of envelopes and a pack of Wrigleys spearmint.
hmmm... is the Wrigley gum the economy pack or the 25 cents pack that they're charging 30 cents now?
When you say a "couple" of envelopes, does that mean 2, otherwise we'd be teetering on a "few," or perhaps "several"
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