Joe Biden accepting the Democratic VP candidacy creates the strongest colored tandem to date since Stockton & Malone, Wilder & Pryor, and Jackson & McCartney… let’s just hope they don’t break up over a silly record collection and a girl. We saw how you kissed Jill Biden... Barry – you smooth son-of-a-bitch, you!
But what does Joe Biden bring to the table? Is it his experience in foreign policy issues? What about the fact that he comes from a family of Blue-Collar workers like you and me? Or how about his pure gulliness of not being afraid to bloody the next man’s nose, Daniel LaRusso style?
But what does Joe Biden bring to the table? Is it his experience in foreign policy issues? What about the fact that he comes from a family of Blue-Collar workers like you and me? Or how about his pure gulliness of not being afraid to bloody the next man’s nose, Daniel LaRusso style?
It's none of the above. So what is so special about this Joe Biden fellow?
His teeth.
Joe Biden’s teeth is like having Robert Horry on your team when you’re down by 2 with 3 seconds left on the clock in Game 7. Joe Biden’s smile can cure Global Warming. Rainbows begin in Joe Biden's mouth. If Joe Biden rang my doorbell and smiled, I’d buy 10 vacuum cleaners from him.
Joe Biden’s teeth is like having Robert Horry on your team when you’re down by 2 with 3 seconds left on the clock in Game 7. Joe Biden’s smile can cure Global Warming. Rainbows begin in Joe Biden's mouth. If Joe Biden rang my doorbell and smiled, I’d buy 10 vacuum cleaners from him.
Bottom line - Joe Biden’s teeth can win over any Republican or redneck country bumpkin. This and this alone, is why Biden & Obama make a dynamic duo.
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