8.12.2009

Congo Meets Hillary Clinton

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reminded everyone at a Congo summit that she is not, in fact, Fmr. President Bill Clinton. Outraged that one would ask her what she thinks her husband has planned on an international financial matter, triggered the inner Jan Brady.
Wait. You want me to tell you what my husband thinks?
Not many would make such an assinine assumption considering Bill is a modern day Fonzi and Hillary is kind of like the Cunningham of the crew, but she made sure that Dikembe Mutomobo and the rest of Congo never makes that mistake again! Keep this up Hillary and you'll never be prom queen.

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