Gearing up for the European leg of her World tour, Beyonce plans to hit 22 stadiums in 36 days to further push her album, I Am…Sasha Fierce. Brilliant strategy in staying away from U.S. territory and its struggling economy. Now, why Sasha Fierce is stocking up on so many noodles in a cup is not brilliance at its best. It’s not like she has any passengers on her plane to feed. Somewhere it’s deemed upper-class blasphemy to buy single packs of Cup O’Noodles in a leather jacket unless you’re at BJ’s, because that would be deal. However, I must note that sodium never looked so sexy on a bodega shelf. Buy on, Beyonce. Buy on!(image courtesy of GIANT magazine)
Actually, don't buy on. Is this even legal?
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I get amazed at the actual sodium content on these things. I'm sure there could be legal issues with it, but what are you going to do, stop Beyonce from getting what she wants because of a silly little thing like a heart attack?
Nice post fellas.
Jon
That’s a cardiac arrest in a cup….
Cup O Noodles sales are UP! Health scandals produce the best publicity.
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