3.25.2009

The Ever Elusive DogBearBat

Not to be misconstrued with the ManBearPig, the DogBearBat is for real, for real. With a mix of calcium carbonate found in sidewalk chalk, 3rd world vandalism and an evasive mad scientist emerges Science at its echelon. Not since Voltron, has one seen such a conglomerate of power, fear and aeronautics in one.

For all you naysayers that believe this is just an angry yet overly curious dog experimenting with a glory hole found outside of a hardware store in Bogota, Colombia -- your imagination is just remedial.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Only the muppet babies could've imagined something wilder than this. We could all use a crash course from gonzo and the gang's reinactment of star wars. Plus, green and white stockings are the new black.

Anonymous said...

The episode certainly portrayed classic prior to every commercial break.

You, my friend, have inspired me to flashback to the days of morning cartoons where uncensored gun violence and domestic abuse ran amuck in prime childhood viewing.